Dwight: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunaley my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man’s.”

(The Office - S05E14 - Lecture Circuit Part 1)

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faultinourstarsmovie:

Choose your favorite way to say it! One note = one vote! Vote for your favorite “Okay?” and the one with the most votes will take over TFIOS pages later this week.

faultinourstarsmovie:

Choose your favorite way to say it! One note = one vote! 

Vote for your favorite “Okay?” and the one with the most votes will take over TFIOS pages later this week.

the year according to tumblr

january: post halloween candy hangover

feburuary: couples halloween

march: almost halloween

april: almost halloween

may: almost halloween

june: almost halloween

july: almost halloween

august: almost halloween

september: basically halloween

october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA

november: still halloween

december: halloween for jesus

powells:

Celebrate the freedom to read by changing your profile picture and letting the world know you read banned books!

powells:

Celebrate the freedom to read by changing your profile picture and letting the world know you read banned books!

edwardspoonhands:

OK, final Oculus Horror video (for a while at least). I’ll be sticking with the Oculus for a few more days though…it’s gonna be weird. 

This video contains my peak heart-rate spike so far…149 bpm. It also contains the sentence “Everything’s SOOO funny when you’re a big scary clown and no one else is.” and “Let’s play hot dogs.”

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful, via animeify)